All posts by Fifty Five Plus

Here’s a Funny One …

An Extremely Wealthy Widower!

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over
Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, ‘Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?’ Bob replies, ‘Girlfriend? She’s my wife!’ They are knocked over, but continue to ask. ‘So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?’ ‘I lied about my age’, Bob replies. ‘What, did you tell
her you were only 50?’ Bob smiles and says, ‘No, I told her I was 90..’

DAY TRAVEL

We are still in need of an Activity Chairperson for Day Travel. We cannot let this activity stop! Please step up. Terry Mellon would be happy to assist the new Chairperson in any way possible including accompanying the group on the first
trip. If you prefer, two members can co-chair this activity. Please contact Terry at 321-773-7705 or [email protected].

EXTENDED TRAVEL

Colorado Rockies – Sept. 2nd-10th Featuring National Parks and Historic Trains. The Durango and Silverton Narrow Gauge Railroad has been in continuous operation for 131 years. Originally constructed to haul silver and gold ore from the San Juan Mountains, passengers soon realized is was the view that was truly precious.

San Antonio Holiday

November 30, 2016. Enjoy City tour; San Jose Mission; El Mercado Marketplace; Alamo; Riverwalk Cruise; Hill County; LHJ Ranch Fiesta de Las Luminarias. Includes roundtrip airfare, 4 nights First Class Hotel, 6 meals, 4 breakfasts & 2 dinners. Motor coach transportation & professional tour director.