It’s approaching the time to elect the 2017 Board for the 55+ Club. Board Positions include: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, Recording Secretary, Corresponding Secretary, Treasurer, Membership and Member-at-large. To run for one of these Board positions or to learn about any of the Activity Chair positions, please call: Shirley Pinard 321-806-0822; Joann Fisher
321-368-3817 or Thelma Hanel 321-613-5661. If you like, come up to any of us at any of the events. We’d be happy to discuss the election and answer any questions you may have.

An Extremely Wealthy Widower!

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over
Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, ‘Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?’ Bob replies, ‘Girlfriend? She’s my wife!’ They are knocked over, but continue to ask. ‘So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?’ ‘I lied about my age’, Bob replies. ‘What, did you tell
her you were only 50?’ Bob smiles and says, ‘No, I told her I was 90..’